I love you. I really, really do. You aren't made of the newer, cheaper, wood that cabinets are made of today and I've had no problems with you in the 17 months we've lived here.
But...you're dated (27 years old to be exact) and looking tired. Fortunately I have plenty of primer and paint left from the last room I finished and with that we are going to give you your much needed facelift.
You're gonna look fabulous! I know it!
The one who sees the real beauty in you.